Section 1: Thou shalt not eat the sacred donuts of the prophecy, lest thou fall prey to the wrath of the coffee machine.
Section 2: Thou shalt not speak in a tone that suggests thou art bored, lest the spirits of the prophecy be dampened.
Section 1: Thou shalt use a voice that thunders like the gods, when proclaiming the words of the prophecy.
Section 2: Thou shalt not use Comic Sans, lest the prophecy be mocked by the very font that doth mock the gods.
Section 1: Thou shalt not take the scenic route, lest thou fall into the pit of procrastination.
Section 2: Thou shalt not fear the wrath of the coffee machine, for it is but a test of thy mettle.
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Prophetical Proverbs, a collection of witty sayings from the prophets' mouths.
Code of Conduct, the unwritten rules of the prophets' gatherings.
Prophet's Pet People, a list of those who have earned the prophets' favor.