Meeting of the Fates: Unresolved Issue 2 (The Great Donut Heist)

It's time for the bi-weekly meeting of the fates, where we decide the course of the universe.

Issue 2: The Great Donut Heist

It has come to our attention that someone, or someones, have been stealing the donuts from the break room. We have reason to believe that the perpetrator(s) have struck not once, not twice, but THRICE in the past fortnight.

We will be discussing the finer points of this egregious crime, including but not limited to:

• Who stole the donuts?
• How will we prevent future thievery?
• Is it possible that the donuts were, in fact, sentient and staged a daring escape?

Decisions made today will determine the very fabric of reality.

Learn more about our special task force, dedicated to solving the Great Donut Heist.

See the agenda for the next meeting of the fates.