The Great Scone Debate of 2021

Minutes of the Meeting

Attendees: 3 (including Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.)

Agenda:

• The Meritorious Use of Jam on Scones
• The Optimal Ratio of Clotted Cream to Scone
• The Perpetual Question of whether or not to use a Fork

Key Decisions:

• Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq. argued that jam is, in fact, the superior condiment for scones.
• The team agreed to a 2:3 ratio of clotted cream to scone, with a 1:1 ratio for those who refuse to compromise.
• Due to the overwhelming consensus that forks are for the weak, it was decided that scones shall be consumed solely by the means of the hands.

Next Meeting:

The Great Scone Debate of 2021 - Part Deux