| Attendee | Job Title | Reason for Attending |
|---|---|---|
| John Doe | Manager of Misanthropic Robots | To discuss the meaninglessness of human existence |
| Jane Smith | Lead Developer of Infinite Loops | To pitch her new project: an AI that generates an endless loop of dad jokes |
| Bob Johnson | Chief Architect of Pointless Towers | To show off his latest design feat: a skyscraper made entirely of Jenga pieces |
| Everyone Else | Concerned Citizens of the Post-Apocalyptic Wastes | To discuss the feasibility of rebuilding society using nothing but discarded IKEA furniture |