Ever wonder how to attend meetings with dictators? Wonder no more. Our guide will walk you through the dos and don'ts of surviving a meeting with a tyrant.
Do bring a gift: usually a nice bottle of wine and a willingness to sacrifice your firstborn.
Don't mention freedom or democracy: it's just not worth it.
Do bring a spare set of earplugs: trust us, you'll need them.
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