Meeting Minutes - Tyrants' Union

Attendees:

• Lord Voldemort (Sith Lord of the Dark Arts)
• King Joffrey (King of the Incompetent)
• Chairman Mao (Chairman of the Red Book Club)

Rule 1: The Right to Tyranny

By the power vested in us, we, the tyrants, hereby establish that the right to tyranny is an inalienable one. We shall do as we please, when we please, and to whom we please.

Resolution: We, the tyrants, resolve that the following shall be considered a legitimate form of oppression:

• Forcing subjects to wear funny hats
• Forcing subjects to eat Brussels sprouts
• Forcing subjects to listen to elevator music on repeat

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