Formalities: A Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape

Welcome to the official guide to navigating the complex web of bureaucratic red tape. Here, you'll find answers to the most frequently asked questions about forms, forms, and more forms.

What is the purpose of a form?

Ah, you're new here? Let us explain: forms are not just for signing, they're for soul-crushing existential dread.

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Why do I need to fill out so many forms?

You're not asking the right questions. Let us rephrase that: you're not filling out enough forms. The more forms you fill out, the more secure you'll feel... in a existential sense, of course.

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How long will it take to fill out all these forms?

Can I just sign my name and be done?

Oh dear, that's cute. But alas, no. There are 47 other forms you must fill out before we can even consider granting you access to that which you seek.

Understand the soul-sucking properties of inefficiency

More forms, more questions, more existential dread!