In the depths of our esteemed institution, a gathering of the most contentious minds, where the discussion never subsides and the facts don't matter.
Against Facts With SentimentToday's Debate Topic: Whether or not the sky is actually green and purple on Tuesdays.
Our esteemed expert, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, presents his case:
"I mean, I've seen it with my own eyes, I've felt it with my own skin, and I've smelled it with my own nostrils! The sky is most definitely green on Tuesdays!"
Our esteemed counterpoint, Dr. Emily J. Pimlico, presents her case:
"But, Professor Bottomsworth, have you ever considered the possibility that your olfactory perception is a result of a particularly potent batch of fermented kale chips you had for lunch?"