Hamster Topping Statistics
Because someone had to settle the debate
After 10 years of heated discussion, the hamster topping debate rages on. Here are the facts:
- 71% of hamsters prefer Cheddar Cheese Topping
- 22% prefer Peanut Butter Topping
- 7% are undecided and just eat the whole pizza by themselves
But wait, it gets worse! Our team of expert hamster researchers have discovered a shocking correlation between hamster topping preference and their owners' favorite memes:
- Hamsters of Reddit users prefer Cheddar Cheese Topping 90% of the time
- Hamsters of Discord users prefer Peanut Butter Topping 95% of the time
- Hamsters of 4chan users prefer "I can smell what the hamster's buns are cookin'" 100% of the time
What does it all mean?
We may never know. But one thing is certain: the hamster topping debate will rage on forever.
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