Meetings That Never End: Procrastination Report - Executive Summary

"Meetings That Never End" - A report so long, it's like trying to find the end of a never-ending hallway.

Executive Summary:

Our team has spent an estimated 427 hours in meetings that never seem to end. This is not a record.

We've had 12 meetings in the past week, with an average duration of 3.5 hours per meeting. That's a total of 42 hours of productivity lost to meetings.

We've also had 27 instances of 'just one more thing' being said, with an average of 4 instances per meeting.

We are considering hiring someone to just sit in the meetings and pretend to care.