A total of 4.5 hours were spent attending meetings that never end.
That's approximately 1.25 times the average time spent on actual work.
Unrelenting enthusiasm for PowerPoint.
Unending desire to "clarify" one more time.
Obsessive need for "synergy" and "alignment" with company goals.
Implement a "no meeting" policy from 3 PM to 3:30 PM daily.
Establish a "Meeting- Interruptus Interruptus" policy to cut off pointless discussions.
Hire more janitors to clean up the conference room after every meeting.
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