Today's agenda is packed with excitement and pointless discussions. Here's the rundown:
At 10:00 AM, we'll discuss the existential crisis of cubicle life. Is it a prison or a palace?
The fate of the stapler shall be debated. Shall we keep it? Shall we toss it?
At 12:30 PM, we'll dissect the intricacies of the office snack budget. Is it too high? Should we cut it?
We'll wrap up with some unnecessary small talk, and maybe, just maybe, we'll make a decision.