Today's agenda: Interviews with the latest batch of defendants. Don't get too comfortable, they might just fire you.
Joe Schmoe, accused of excessive paperclip usage. His lawyer is on his way.
Carol Ann, suspected of microwaving last night's pizza in her office. Her supervisor is not impressed.
Bob Spencer, alleged to have used all the office stapler to hold up a single piece of paper. The stapler is still recovering_goals
That's all the time we have for today. Don't forget your exit interview forms.
For reference, the HR Handbook is available online. But let's be real, you probably won't need it.
Fill out the HR Bias form if you feel your supervisor is being too nice. Or too mean. Or just fill it out because you can.