Contact Us: The Never-Ending Cycle of Sufferance

We're Not Happy Unless You're Unhappy

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are only here for the free coffee machine, but we're willing to put up with your complaints because that's what we do. So, if you're not happy with our services, please let us know. We'll just shrug and say "oh, sorry" while we're secretly thrilled you're not happy because it means we get to do more work.

Send us a message to let us know about your dissatisfaction. Maybe we can even offer you a cookie to make it slightly better.
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