Dear Esteemed Applicant, welcome to the most exclusive club in the multiverse!
We are a secret society of Highly Unusual Individuals (HUI) and we're looking for someone as peculiar as we are.
To prove your worth, please provide the following information:
1. A brief description of your most unusual talent:
2. A photo of yourself in your most outrageous outfit:
3. A short essay on why you'd make a great HUI: