Early Life and Education
Born in a dumpster behind a trendy cafe, I was destined for greatness. After being raised by a family of failed artists, I honed my skills in the only place that mattered: the internet.
I spent years perfecting my craft, fueled by Red Bull and determination. My early experiments in webdesign were met with equal parts confusion and disdain, but I persevered.
I have a degree in "Extreme Minimalism" from the prestigious University of Nowheresville, where I studied under the tutelage of the great Brutalist masters.
Today, I'm a household name (in my own household, at least) and a leader in the field of Neo-Brutalism.