Hearty Soup1: The Unapologetically Unrefined Delight

Ingredients:

• 1 cup unapologetically unrefined chunky vegetables
• 2 cups of the same, but also some water
• 1 tablespoon of regret
• 1 dash of 'what was I thinking?'

Instructions:

• Chop the unapologetically unrefined chunky vegetables into smaller pieces, but not too small.
• Boil in water until it's... well, not quite done.
• Add regret and 'what was I thinking?' and serve.

Note: Side effects may include: stomach cramps, second-guessing, and spontaneous combustion. Do not attempt.

Other Recipes:

• Soup2: The Even Less Refined Abomination
• Stew1: The Uninspired Mess

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