Step 2: Chop the Veggies with Utmost Ferocity

Take your knife and CHOP. CHOP. CHOP. Those vegetables into submission. You want them to be so finely chopped, they're almost dust. Almost.

Remember, the key to a good soup is not just about tossing ingredients in a pot and hoping for the best. No, it's an exercise in futility, a battle of wills. The vegetables must be CHOPPED, the onions must be SOFTENED, the garlic must be MINCED.

Continue to Step 3: Saute the Aromatics with Frenzy