Warning: This dish is not for the faint of heart.
1 can of Spam, diced
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 cup of mayonnaise, for drizzlin'
1/4 cup of chopped onion, for the tears you'll cry
Carefully place the Spam on top of the shredded lettuce.
Drizzle the mayonnaise with reckless abandon, as if the world may end tomorrow.
Cry yourself to sleep at night, dreaming of the onions you'll chop.
Optional: Add a sprinkle of paprika for an extra kick in the pants!
See the variant with pickles! Or see the one with bacon!