Spicy Classic Garden Salad: The Unapologetic Overthrower of Taste Buds

A Recipe for the Brave and the Insane

A variation on the classic garden salad, this Spicy Classic Garden Salad is not for the faint of heart.

It's a salad so bold, so daring, so full of life, that it will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

To make this behemoth of a salad, you will need:

• 1 cup of mixed greens (the tears of the gods)
• 1/2 cup of diced onions (the bitter cry of the damned)
• 1/2 cup of diced bell peppers (the spicy slap in the face of the ordinary)
• 1/2 cup of crumbled feta cheese (the salty tears of the defeated)
• 1 tablespoon of olive oil (the lifeblood of the brave)
• 1 teaspoon of garlic powder (the stink of the unconquerable)
• 1/4 teaspoon of hot sauce (the fire in the belly of the fearless)

Combine all ingredients in a bowl, toss with reckless abandon, and serve with a side of existential dread.

Assemble the Salad of Despair