BLT Sandwich Recipe - A Taste of Mediocrity

Ingredients:

• 2 slices of white bread (whole wheat, duh)
• 4 thick-cut strips of bacon (the only reason this sandwich exists)
• 2 large lettuce leaves ( wilted and sad)
• 1 tomato slice (over-ripe, because who needs flavor)
• Mayonnaise (because, let's be real, we're not getting any better)

Instructions:

1. Cook the bacon until it's as crispy as our souls.
2. Place the bacon slices on the bread, making sure to cover the entire surface area.
3. Place the lettuce and tomato on top of the bacon, because who needs freshness?
4. Spread the mayonnaise on top, sealing your fate with its creamy, sugary goodness.

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