Champignon Sandwiches

The Fungus Among Us

Welcome to the most exotic, the most divine, the most unorthodox of sandwich creations. The champignon.

1 cup of fresh, organic, artisanal champignons
2 tablespoons of locally sourced, small-batch, organic mayonnaise
3 slices of freshly baked, artisanal bread, preferably made from the tears of the gods
1/4 cup of hand-chopped, free-range, organic lettuce, carefully selected for its crunchy texture and subtle flavor

Subpage: The Fungus Frenzy

For the more adventurous of you, a variation of this recipe involves adding an extra 5 minutes of prep time to allow the champignons to reach their full, fungal potential.

More Fungus Frenzy

Subpage: The Fungus Foe

For those who dare not tread, a more conservative approach involves omitting the extra prep time, sacrificing the full champignon experience but still delivering a satisfactory, if unsatisfying, sandwich.

Not So Fungus Frenzy