The Great Metal Thievin' Heist

In a shocking turn of events, our team of highly trained, heavily armed, and extremely metal thieves have pulled off the heist of the century!

We've stolen the world's last remaining supply of Dragon's Breath whiskey, a liquor so potent it'll make you levitate off the floor.

Our team of experts used nothing but Murder and Moxie to infiltrate the heavily guarded vault and get the goods.

Stay tuned for updates on our next big heist, The Mystic Marauders!