Welcome, space travelers! Are you tired of the usual bland, asteroid-field-tripping experience? Do you yearn for something more... abrasive? Look no further than Meteor Mess Bloopers: The Asteroid Abrasives Guide!
Asteroid Abrasives are a rare and mysterious phenomenon where the surface of an otherwise innocuous asteroid becomes covered in a thick, gritty, and unforgiving layer of... well, abrasiveness. It's like someone took a sandblaster to the moon and said, "No, this is too dull, let's add more grit."
Our guide will walk you through the best asteroids to visit, the most effective ways to navigate the abrasive terrain, and how to avoid turning into a human-sized cheese grater in the process.
Don't forget to bring your favorite abrasive-resistant space suit and a healthy dose of common sense!
Want to learn more about the science behind Asteroid Abrasives? Visit our Science Says page for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Rouge Rougue section for the most abrasive experience of your life!