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Meteorite Mover's Guild

We're not just a moving company, we're not just a delivery service. We're the ones who moved the meteorites.

We've got the biggest and the best meteorite movers in the galaxy. Our team is comprised of the most skilled, most daring, most slightly unhinged individuals you'll ever meet.

Meteorite Hoarders - Our specialty: moving large collections of space rocks into neat, organized piles.
Meteorite Wranglers - We'll corral those pesky space rocks and get them to their new homes, no matter what.
Meteorite Tenders - For when you want that special, extra care for your precious space rock.

prophets

Our team of prophets will guide you to the perfect meteorite mover for your unique needs. Don't settle for a bland, cookie-cutter moving experience - let us handle it with our unique brand of blooping, comet-screaming flair.