Meteor Mess Bloopers: Services

Our Services

We offer a range of services to help you deal with the absurdities of life.

• Time Traveling - Get a second chance at that one mistake.
• Reality Distortion - We'll make your enemies love you.
• Probability Manipulation - We'll make your odds go up, but not necessarily in a good way.
• Interdimensional Mail Delivery - We'll get your mail to your alternate dimension self.
• Temporal Accounting - We'll help you balance your past, present, and future expenses.

Don't see something you like? Let us know, and we'll make it so.

Custom Service - We'll make up something ridiculous for you.

Disclaimer: Our services are not actually real. Don't try this stuff at home.