Here at StarlightBloopers, we're monitoring the galaxy for impending doom, destruction, and utter chaos. Our team of experts (read: Bloopers) are on it, 24/7.
Bloopers' Blooperific Forecast
Bloopers' Weather Alerts: Because You Need to Know the Sky is Falling
Bloopers' Disaster Response Team: Because Someone Has to Fix It
Galactic Coordinates: 456.789.012
Weather Condition: IMPENDING DOOM
Today: 100% chance of CATACLYSMIC CATASTROPHE
Tomorrow: 100% chance of INCOMING ASTRONAUTICAL APOCALYPSE
Don't forget to bring your Galactic Umbrella today!
Stay GALACTICALLY VIGILANT!
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