Welcome, fellow sea shanty enthusiasts! BENEATH THE SURFACE, we're not just talking about the ocean's depths, we're diving into the depths of our own minds. Where the waves of existential dread crash against the rocks of our own insignificance. Or, you know, just the weird stuff that's been buried under the couch cushion.
Join the Sea Shadows Society and discover the thrill of finding lost socks in the washing machine!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the uncharted territories of:
And, if you're feeling lost, just remember: we're all just a few pixels apart... in the ocean of despair.