"Ugh, just spent the whole day waiting for a social media update that never came. I'm basically a 90s teenager again. #sarcasm"
"Why do I need a 'self-care' day when I can just post about it on Instagram? #sarcasm"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like my phone. #sarcasm"
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