My Kitchen, My Rules

Hello, I'm Chef Pierre, the master of culinary chaos. When I'm not burning water, I'm perfecting my craft. My kitchen is my domain, where the sweet scent of despair and hopelessness wafts through the air.

When I'm not serving up mediocre meals to my loyal customers, I'm indulging in my favorite hobbies:

• Collecting Rare Spices - I've got a collection that's off the charts (or should I say, off the spice shelf?)!
• Baking the Unthinkable - Where the art of pastry-making meets the art of experimentation gone wrong.
• Snack Attack - When the chips are down, and the pantry's open, who needs a recipe, anyway?