Mystery Food
Home of the world's most enigmatic eats.
By Chef François Frenchie
Recipe Ruckus
Our latest creation: Mystery Meatloaf
A culinary abomination born from the depths of our kitchen's darkest corners.
Read about the chef's questionable past
// Mystery Meatloaf Recipe
// Ingredients:
// 1 cup of despair
// 1/4 cup of desperation
// 1/2 cup of regret
// 1/4 cup of confusion
// 1 tablespoon of salt
// 1/2 teaspoon of pepper
// 1/4 teaspoon of paprika
// 1/4 teaspoon of regret (again)
// 1/4 cup of tears
// 1/4 cup of sorrow
// 1/4 cup of longing
// Mix, match, and serve.
Don't try this at home, folks!
