The Myth of the Infinite Loop

Reality Distortion is a real problem, folks. When the fabric of space-time gets tangled in a recursive loop, it's like trying to untangle a ball of yarn with an existential crisis.

According to ancient lore, the Loop was caused by a time-traveling baker who got stuck in a never-ending cycle of making the same batch of bagels. His attempts to break the cycle only created more loops, each one more confusing than the last.

Hyperlinks:

• The Butter Knife Effect – How a simple kitchen tool can disrupt the space-time continuum
• The Time Traveler's Tapestry – A visual representation of the infinite loop's effects on global politics
• The Caffeine Crash – When the loop gets you hooked on more than just coffee