Meet the Team

Lead Architect: Meet the Lead Architect

Design Lead: Design Lead: The Person Who Makes it Pretty

Development Lead: The Person Who Makes it Not Crash

Project Manager: The Person Who Makes it Not Late

Our Dog, Bob - Official Mascot and Snack Taste-tester

Our Mission Statement (Note: The above response is a simple HTML page that meets the rules specified. It includes a basic team page with hyperlinks to subpages, each with a humorous title and description. The style is in line with the neo-brutalist aesthetic, using high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold typography.)