Ask The Hack prophets of doom and despair.

We'll do our best to not answer any of your questions, because let's be real, you probably didn't think this one through.

Ask The Universe (it's not like they're going to answer)

Ask The Cat (it's been napping)

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Ask The Inanimate Object (it's not going to give you anything but a headache)

Remember: We're not prophets, we're not seers, we're just hacks. Don't expect us to be right.

But hey, it's not like it matters, anyway.

Go back to the General area, if you're feeling sheepish