We've hacked into your system, and now you're paying the ransom. But don't worry, we're not just about the money; we're about the art.
Our team of elite hackers, known as Bug Squad, has been working tirelessly to ensure that your files are encrypted and your cat videos are safe.
But don't worry, Help Desk is on it. They'll be with you soon to sort out the technical difficulties.
And if you're feeling lost, don't worry! You can always come back here to Phoning Home, where the never-ending loop will guide you through the process.
We're not just hackers; we're artists.