Welcome to the most rad, most tubular, most totally awesome music history site ever! Here's a brief rundown of the evolution of neon-lit music:
Pre-Neon Era (1970s): When the world still thought disco was cool, people were just starting to get into weird, trippy sounds. It was like, who cares about music when you have bell-bottoms and polyester?
The Neon Wave hits in 1980, bringing a whole new level of weirdness to the table. It's like, who needs guitars when you have synthesizers and sequencers?
Neon Dawn breaks through the noise in 1985, with its over-the-top, sugary-sweet sound. It's like, who cares about talent when you have synthesizer riffs that never end?
Neon Dusk rolls around in 1990, and it's all about the drama, honey! Who needs actual songwriting when you have enough echo chambers to fill a stadium?
The Legacy of Neon is a whole new era in itself, where the kids are all grown up, with their own kids who are all, like, "Uh, yeah, my dad's music is soooo lame." Who knew?
The Neon Revival is when the grandkids start listening to their parents' records and being all, "Grandma's got style!"