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We use the most advanced (or at least, we claim to) brainwave technology to upgrade your brain with the latest in neural networking and cognitive enhancers. Our brainwaves are so powerful, they'll make you question the fundamental nature of reality.
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Side effects may include: sudden and temporary loss of grip on reality, increased reliance on caffeine, and/or spontaneous combustion. Results not guaranteed, but probably worth it.