Quantum Cooking: Where Flavor is Just a Matter of Probability

Welcome to Quantum Cooking, where the odds are ever in your favor!

Our chefs have cracked the code to making dishes that are 50% more likely to be delicious, 25% more likely to be edible, and 100% more likely to be served with a side of existential dread.

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Our signature dish: Quantum Soup. A recipe so complicated, it's almost certain to be served at a party.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Shake well and hope for the best.
  2. Stir counterclockwise to cancel out any remaining flavor.
  3. Serve with a side of existential dread.

Don't forget to tip your server. If they don't return your change, it's not our fault.