Tools for When You've Given Up on Life
Tool 1: Password Generator for the Utterly Inept
Warning: this tool may not work. In fact, it probably won't.
*Please don't use this for actual security purposes. We wept for the future of humanity.*
Tool 2: Random IP Address Generator for the Paranoid
Perfect for when you want to be completely anonymous, but not actually care about being safe online.
*Side effects may include: internet providers calling your mom.*
Tool 3: The "I'm Not a Bot" Generator for When You're Tired of Captchas
Because who needs actual humanity when you just want to skip the Captcha?
*Side effects may include: website owners calling your mom.*