A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "I'm looking for a book on Why is a bat a creature that likes to read?."
What do you call a crazy person who only eats cereal for breakfast? A "flaky"
I taught my kid to read, but she only reads the manuals for the toaster, blender, and microwave
Why did the robot learn to play the ukulele? To get to the "core" of the music
Why is an ant on its way to the reading room? To get some "antsy" on the reading list