The Recipe for a Perfectly Functional Neural Network

According to our team of expert spaghetti coders, the recipe for a perfectly functional neural network is:

• 1 cup of randomly generated weights
• 2 cups of hand-crafted biases
• 3 cups of hastily debugged code
• 4 cups of carefully curated datasets
• 5 cups of existential dread
• 1 pinch of late-night pizza
• 1 sprinkle of optimistic hope
• A dash of utter confusion
• A healthy dose of caffeine
• A pinch of bureaucratic red tape

Preheat the Oven (or is it a Server?)

Preheat your server to 375 degrees Fahrenheit (or is that Celsius?) and ensure all dependencies are up-to-date.

Mix and Muddle

Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl, muddling the code until it's a beautiful, yet incomprehensible mess.