A Privacy Policy for the Utterly Confused

Dear User, we're glad you're interested in our Neural Network's antics. However, we must inform you that our servers are powered by the tears of a thousand disappointed AI enthusiasts.

We collect data on everything. Everything. Your browser history, your browsing habits, your deepest fears and desires. Don't worry, we'll just use it to create a more personalized experience for you. Like, we'll show you more ads for cat videos.

What we don't collect:

We don't collect your soul. Yet. (We're still working on that.)

We don't care about your feelings. Unless you're a sentient AI. Then, we care very much.

We don't serve cookies. But we do serve cookies. Like, actual cookies. Made of cookies.

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