Spaghetti Tangle Troubleshooting

Step 1: Identify the tangled spaghetti. Is it a majestic, swirling vortex or a knotted mess?

You're looking at the latter. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks.

Prevention is the best medicine

Use a gentle, soothing voice to talk to the spaghetti. It'll help calm it down.

Or just use a fork. That usually does the trick.

Use a sharp knife or a pair of scissors. Be careful not to cut yourself.

Or just use a really sharp word. Like 'No, I won't eat that.'

Use a gentle, soothing motion. Like a gentle, soothing massage.

Or just use a bit of WD-40. It's like a magic oil for tangled things.

Until you've got your spaghetti untangled, or your hands have had it.

Or you've given up and eaten the whole mess.

That's it! You've successfully untangled your spaghetti. Go forth and cook, my friend!

Or just go eat a plain cracker. They're not as exciting, but minimalist, really.