Problem 5: The Great Fork in the Road
It's-a me, Spaghetti Tangle. I'm-a stuck.
When I'm in the middle of a particularly tricky sauce saucepan, I get-a stuck. It's-a like the fork is-a stuck in the wall, but the wall is-a made of meatballs and-a I'm-a just a poor, lost, meatball.
Causes:
- Too much garlic. It's-a like, too much.
- The fork is-a too small. It's-a not-a designed for-a large meatballs.
- I'm-a just-a not-a paying attention. I'm-a too busy watching-a Netflix.
Fixes:
- Use-a less garlic. Or maybe-a use-a a garlic-free sauce. Like, a-a plain old tomato sauce.
- Get-a a bigger fork! Maybe-a one with-a a long handle and-a a big, sturdy tine.
- Pay-a attention. Put-a down the-a phone, turn-a off the-a TV, and-a focus on-a the meatballs.