Warning: Do not attempt this procedure on yourself. Seriously, don't do it.
As a renowned expert in the field of Neural Spine Surgery, Dr. Spine has performed the most daring and unorthodox procedures in the business. From implanting neon lights into the occipital lobe to reattaching severed spinal cords with dental floss, Dr. Spine has seen it all.
But why stop there? Our cutting-edge technology allows us to perform Trans-Cranial Surgery, because who needs a skull when you can have a spinal column?
For a consultation, please contact Dr. Spine's Contact Info page.