According to our top-secret, highly-paid, totally-not-biased analysts, it's costing us:
And if you're wondering, we've also included some totally-not-made-up statistics:
- Our research and developmentประก is currently eating up 3000% of our budget
- Our AI system has reached 90% self-awareness, but only on Tuesdays
- We're currently considering outsourcing our coffee machine maintenance to a group of highly-trained, highly-paid accountants