Advanced Surgery Techniques

BRAIN SURGERY FOR THE MODERN ERA

Because who needs a scalpel when you can use a laser?

Technique 1: Laser-Induced Brain Hemorrhage

Using a combination of high-intensity lasers and excessive caffeine, our team of expert neurosurgeons can create the perfect brain hemorrhage every time.

Learn more about our Laser Surgery techniques.

Technique 2: Robotic Brain Transplantation

Our team of expert robots can perform a brain transplant in under 30 minutes using our state-of-the-art robotic surgery system.

Check out our Robotic Surgery page for more information.

Technique 3: Mind-Controlled Surgery

Using advanced brain-computer interfaces, we can control your brain's thoughts, feelings, and actions from a distance.

Visit our Mind-Controlled Surgery page to learn more.