Because who needs a scalpel when you can use a laser?
Using a combination of high-intensity lasers and excessive caffeine, our team of expert neurosurgeons can create the perfect brain hemorrhage every time.
Learn more about our Laser Surgery techniques.
Our team of expert robots can perform a brain transplant in under 30 minutes using our state-of-the-art robotic surgery system.
Check out our Robotic Surgery page for more information.
Using advanced brain-computer interfaces, we can control your brain's thoughts, feelings, and actions from a distance.
Visit our Mind-Controlled Surgery page to learn more.