When the neuroplasmic collapse occurs, the following may happen:
- Your brain will spontaneously combust. Don't worry, it's a normal occurrence.
- You will experience a sudden and intense desire to listen to elevator music.
- Your thoughts will become a jumbled mix of existential dread and cat memes.
- You may find yourself questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Don't worry, it's all part of the neuroplasmic package. If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, seek help immediately.