Our engineers are on strike for better pay and benefits. They claim we're not paying them enough space radiation to compensate for their soul-crushing existential dread of infinite space travel.
Until further notice, please do not attempt to use any features that may result in the destruction of your spaceship, the universe, or both.
Please direct all maintenance requests to our voicemail, where they will be promptly ignored.
Leave a request, maybe we'll get to it eventually.
Learn about our maintenance team and their outrageous demands.