We are currently experiencing a series of minor inconveniences due to our malfunctioning coffee machine.
We are working diligently to repair the issue, but it may take several minutes for the coffee to be restored.
In the meantime, we recommend exploring other options in the Alternative Caffeine Sources section for a temporary fix.
Replace faulty wiring on the coffee machine
Reinstall operating system on the toaster
Update software on the vending machine to accommodate new snack formats
Fixed leaky faucet in the break room
Repaired torn page in the office manual
Adjusted thermostat to accommodate new temperature settings